- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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