What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

bite me

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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