That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Ross.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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