Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

5 Italian guys from Long Island

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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