What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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The child was fired from his job.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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