Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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