- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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