Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Poop

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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