A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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