- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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