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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Cripples are lame.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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