- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's upside down? umop apisdn

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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