- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Yellow People !!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Weaner

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Jimmy Saville

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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