- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.