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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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