- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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