- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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