Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Donald Trump

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Cripples are lame.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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