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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Knock knock Fuck off!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Your big dick.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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