Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Hello.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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