A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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