What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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