- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why does the man appear fat he is

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