- Anti Joke

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!