- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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