- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

i wonder who made this website? a human

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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