What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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womens rights

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Pickle

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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