- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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