- Anti Joke

noah is a scrub jungle

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Anti Joke

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