How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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woman's rights

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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