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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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