- Anti Joke

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

womans having rights.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" BOOOOOOM" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Want to hear a joke? Obama