Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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