Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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