How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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