- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Obama lin Baden.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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