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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Chuck Norris.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

race-car = rac-ecar

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.