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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

"Knock knock." "Come in."

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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