- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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