"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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