- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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