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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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