- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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