- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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