I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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