- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Go away still nothing to see

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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