- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

The chickens have become self-aware!

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