- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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