what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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