In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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