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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

penis. nuff said.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

i wonder who made this website? a human

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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