What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Hello

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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