- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

what's funny about war? nothing!

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

How many light bulbs? 1

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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