- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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