Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Please ignore this statement.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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