- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

what's the difference between a duck?

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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