- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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