- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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