- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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