- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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