a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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12 in general

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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