guess what? bannanas

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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