What page are you on The gay page.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Click here for free sandwich.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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every cloud has a silver lining

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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