Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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hi michael

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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hard cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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