- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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