- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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