- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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