A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Eric is gay Ha

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Women's rights

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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