What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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bangers and mash?

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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