Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's the new green? Green

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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