If you have a stroke, call 000

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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David Cameron

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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