- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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