- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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