A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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