- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Whats 1+1? window!

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

how much fish could a chicken

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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