Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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