- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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