Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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