Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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