Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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