- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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