- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Democracy.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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