- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

knock knock... ...no answer

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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