Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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