Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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