What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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you see theres this guy.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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