- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A pope meets another one

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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