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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A seal walks into a club.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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