- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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