Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Small Penis.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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