What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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America

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Anti Joke

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