- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Pain Olympics.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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