- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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