- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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