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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What rhymes with milk...milf

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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