- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Robin get in the batmobile!

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