- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

No your aunties a joke

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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