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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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