- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

SEX

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

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