two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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