- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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