Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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