- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What fires shots? A gun

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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