What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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