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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

ur an fagit

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Heskey time.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Hellen keller

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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