- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

It's all Taggart

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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