- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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