- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

All of these jokes are about white people

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

GOODBYE

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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