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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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