a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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A fat guy!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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* anti-punchline

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Ben Corbishley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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