- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A women left the kitchen.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Your girlfriend.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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