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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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