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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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