Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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