whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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