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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Knock Knock.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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