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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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