What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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