You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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