Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What is white and black and red all over.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Refridgerator.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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