- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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