- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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