There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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