What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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