- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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