Black people having a Job.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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