A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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