- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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