- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

No it doesnt..

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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