- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What are annoying? Ads.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

All of these jokes are about white people

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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