- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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