what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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