How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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no.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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