A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

George W. Bush

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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