- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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