- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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