- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

white or wheat? wheat please.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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