people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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