- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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