- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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