besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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