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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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