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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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