- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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