womans rights...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A gay man watches football.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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