Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

womans rights...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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