What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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