My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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