- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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