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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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