How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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