- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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