What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Atheism

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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