You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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