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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

I have an idea! You leave.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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