Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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