- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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