Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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A pope meets another one

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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