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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

knock knock who's there? faith

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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