Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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